Yeah, the whole apple-head thing probably didn't happen, and that's probably not a great way to describe Newton's theory of gravity, but I ain't givin' a fuck 'bout none o'that shit.

Author commentary… from the FUTURE!

So, gravity huh? What’s the deal with that? I am running out of things to say in these, no wonder I hardly said anything when I first published them, but hey, google wants what google wants.