Hello hello hello. I decided to return back to the old style for this week, just to toss things up a bit, big hello to my new readers, and a big thanks to things in squares for a share that got me a bunch of new readers, TiS is a great comic, so check it out if you haven't yet. http://www.thingsinsquares.com/

I am the genie of the lamp! I can grant you each one wish!

No wishing for infinite wishes, infinite genies, or changing the previously mentioned rules.

I don’t validate parking.

What are your wishes?

A MASSIVE DICK!

To be rich and successful!

World peace.

Oh… I didn’t think of wishing for something selfless like that.

Uh… yeah, me too.

I guess we should have put more thought into it.

Whoops!

You can change it if you want.

WORLD PEACE DECLARED, POVERTY ENDED, AND ALL DISEASES HAVE BEEN CURED!

He looks down his pants and frowns.