Sorry about the sudden hiatus, maybe I'll be back to updating regularily starting Thursday, or maybe not, it could really go either way. Anyway, thanks for your patience.

Two cops at funeral

A: I can’t believe he died like that, slipping on a banana peel and accidentally shooting himself.

B: Tragic way for a cop to go.

B: His partner is taking it pretty bad.

B: His own father was a drunk, so he looked up to him, as a mentor and a father figure.

A: I hear he’s sworn revenge, not sure how you take revenge against fruit though.

B: It’s a shame, they were working a big case.

A: And it was personal.

B: But after that he was meant to be out, only two weeks from retirement.

A: His poor wife, they only got married last month.

A: And they just found out she’s expecting.

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A: Actually I can totally believe he died like that.

Master: You have completed your training.

You are now ready to become…

The Fruit Ninja!!!

Coming 2018