Sorry for missing the last few weeks. I had a good run that time.

Why have you called me forth? - Oh great Beelzebub, we have summoned you here to ask that you grant us your powers. - And my powers you will have… for a cost… - Surrender something of great value to you and I will give you my powers. - Oh Beelzebub, I present you with my firstborn child. - This is an acceptable offering, you may have my powers. - And you? - I have ten dollars. - Excellent, my powers are yours too. - First person is like =[